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Do you have someone that is tough to buy for? Does this individual seem to have everything they want? Do they really need or want another pair of socks, cologne, costume jewelry or perfume? This person might be your boss, your doctor, a sibling, a friend or maybe your spouse. You have no clue what to get them. You know that getting underwear or socks as a present, Sucks! So what can you get?
Look at their hobbies. There are many hobbies and multitudes of gag birthday gifts possibilities associated with them. I would like to concentrate on one type of gift. I like tasteful gag gifts. A tasteful gag gift isn’t “Butt Floss”. Funny? Absolutely when given to the right person. Useful? Get real! Get gag birthday gifts that have a use and you’ll have given the gift of laughter over and over again.
Good gag birthday gifts typically become something the recipient cherishes. The gift says; you took the time to find just the right item and it’s funny. You are guaranteed to impress your boss, spouse or client and you can bet they’ll show it off to others.
There are actually times when a recipient gets such a kick out of the gag gift that they put them in a prominent area to display and show off at every opportunity. This super gift is usually a symbol of a favorite hobby given by someone they cherish. These types of gag birthday gifts can actually become family heirlooms, since everyone remembers how much “Dad”, “Uncle Frank”, or “Grandma” loved to show it off and laughed every time someone asked about it.
A gag birthday gift is a great way to say, “I think you’re special and a lot of fun.” Who gives a gag gift to a grouch? A grouch gets socks, underwear or scented candles. Only fun loving people, the ones you know will appreciate it, get gag gifts.
If you really want to make an impression, give gag birthday gifts that actually have a use, to those outdoors type of people. There are products made for motorcyclists that work great for anyone that loves the outdoors. Imagine being from the country and giving that “City Slicker” brother in law some Red Neck Repellent which is a sun screening product that uses minerals, instead of chemical blockers.
If you tend to complain about your aches and pains or keep telling everyone you’re getting old, what would you say if someone gave you a great non sticky, non stinky, analgesic, bottle of Old Fart Spray. You’d laugh your butt off and then proceed to use it on your football knees!
Proper gag birthday gifts are not only fun, they say a lot about both the giver and the give-e. It shows that you went and found the right affordable item and it was given to an individual that loves a good joke and has a great sense of humor.
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it is my girlfriends 21st soon and i don’t know what to buy her. my budget is around $100.
any ideas??
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Recently, I had work done on my car and the guy cut me a deal. To show my appreciation, I brought cookies for the mechanics. I don’t want to buy cookies for the ladies at the dress shop who are hooking me up with an awesome wedding gown. My only other thought is Starbucks gift cards for the three with whom I’ve worked closest, but I’d like to get something for the whole shop. Any ideas, aside from flowers?
It totally depends on your budget, edible arrangements are always yummy
Or pearl earrings for everyone if you can afford it, they definitely wont forget you, you’ll definitely show your appreciative.
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anybody got any ideas for a funny and creative gag gift? There’s going to be one or two kids at the party, so anything funny, creative, and PG? thanks!
These are ones that I have done.
use the following “poems”
(put red or pinto beans in a sandwich bag)
MAGIC WEIGHT LOSS BEANS
1 Remove beans from bag.
2 Throw them on the floor.
3 Bend down and pick up each bean.
4 Repeat hourly as needed.
(put white rice in a sandwich bag)
THE LEGEND OF THE HEN’S TEETH
Somewhere in a remote part of the Ozark is
a breed of chickens that grow teeth.
The strange thing is that outside this particular
Area.They cease to grow teeth, which is why all the
common chickens you see are toothless descendants
of the “Molar Marvels”.
Anyone fortunate enough to have these teeth in their
possession will find that they bring more luck than a rabbits
foot or a four-leaf clover.
(put cherrios in a sandwich
bag)
DONUT SEEDS
NEW HYBRID
Grow your own donut bush.
Planting instructions on back of package.
HOW TO GROW
Carefully place one seed at bottom of a ten foot hole, five feet apart in any type of soil.
When mature; bush will grow to a height of six feet.
FOR GLAZED DONUTS: Pour twenty pounds of sugar in each hole.
GUARANTEE: If for any reason you are not completely satisfied, or plants fail to grow in five years-
Dig up seeds for PRO-RATED refund.
GOTCHA, INC.
DONUT GROWERS
(color black dots on white beans and put in a sandwich bag)
COW HERD SEEDS
To start your own herd, plant the seeds in a warm spot right
side up (you don’t want the cows to grow upside down, do
you?) Be patient, it takes a long time to start your own herds.
For best results, moo softly while watering.
(get a round wooden circle and write “tuit” on it and put on a card with the following poem)
The faucet that leaks,
The hinge that squeaks.
The crack in the door,
The hole in the floor.
You said you’d do it,
Just as soon as you could
get around to it.
Now the round tuit is here,
So my friend never fear,
You’ll have all the time to do it,
Since from this day you can’t get
away with the excuse,
WHEN I GET A ROUND TUIT.
Kids Booger Box: A tiny box, any kind, with a few small pieces of dried rubber cement — likely to get a laugh and gross out older kids
Hope these help there is also the world smallest washer and dryer
2 hand towels with the words embroidered “washer” and “dryer” on them. There are “redneck” gag gifts too that are pretty funny just search homemade gag gifts or redneck gag gifts. Enjoy and Happy Holidays.
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Saying “”Happy Father’s Day”" with a personal touch couldn’t be easier with the new Gifts.com Photo Gift Card! Add your own photo, write your personal message, and send instantly to your recipient via e-mail, or choose to print your card for hand delivery. They?ll pick their favorites from hundreds of top merchant gift cards: a day at the spa, a caffeine fix - your gift is their choice!
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Tres’ Chic! Lunch time has never been cuter than with these adorable totes! Available in Pink, Green, Blue and Orange, these lunch totes make everything from picnicking in the park to packing a snack for work way more stylish! Features an exterior polyester fabric with pocket, interior insulated vinyl chamber, removable tag and two sturdy straps. Designed to store frozen products and can hold up to six cans. Embroidered initials in ivory thread included. Measures 15″ x 7 1/2″ x 7 1/2″. Bridemaids Gifts, Tote Bags, Personalized Tote Bags, Lunch Bags, Personalized Lunch Bags, Holiday Gifts, Christmas Gift, Mom Gift, Mother Gift
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A helping hand to wash away your dirty thoughts! Hand-shaped soap cleans with every sexy stroke. Getting clean has never felt so good. Added wrist cord for a no-slip grip. Ideal gag gift for birthdays, bachelor parties or just jerking someone’s chain.
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The 60 Years to Look Good Coffee Mug Gift Set is a funny over the hill 60th birthday gift. It reads: It took me 60 years to look this good. It is a funny gift idea for a 60th birthday party. The gift set includes the mug and two packages of gourmet coffee - 1 Breakfast Blend and 1 flavored coffee. Each pack makes 8-10 cups of delicious coffee.
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1972 ST PATICKS DAY MEDAL AND CACHET. .999 PURE SILVER USD 4.99 Pages: 1 Search Categories Flowers & Bouquets Gag Gifts Gift Wrap Greeting Cards Gift Baskets & Supplies Wedding Supplies Party Supplies More related categories Note Cards, Blank Cards Birthday Gift Boxes Tropical Beach, Luau
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