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What Makes Great Gag Birthday Gifts

Published by admin on September 21, 2008

Do you have someone that is tough to buy for?  Does this individual seem to have everything they want?   Do they really need or want another pair of socks, cologne, costume jewelry or perfume?  This person might be your boss, your doctor, a sibling, a friend or maybe your spouse.  You have no clue what to get them.  You know that getting underwear or socks as a present, Sucks!  So what can you get?


Look at their hobbies.  There are many hobbies and multitudes of gag birthday gifts possibilities associated with them.  I would like to concentrate on one type of gift.  I like tasteful gag gifts.  A tasteful gag gift isn’t “Butt Floss”.  Funny?  Absolutely when given to the right person.  Useful? Get real!  Get gag birthday gifts that have a use and you’ll have given the gift of laughter over and over again.


Good gag birthday gifts typically become something the recipient cherishes. The gift says; you took the time to find just the right item and it’s funny.  You are guaranteed to impress your boss, spouse or client and you can bet they’ll show it off to others.


There are actually times when a recipient gets such a kick out of the gag gift that they put them in a prominent area to display and show off at every opportunity. This super gift is usually a symbol of a favorite hobby given by someone they cherish. These types of gag birthday gifts can actually become family heirlooms, since everyone remembers how much “Dad”, “Uncle Frank”, or “Grandma” loved to show it off and laughed every time someone asked about it.


A gag birthday gift is a great way to say, “I think you’re special and a lot of fun.” Who gives a gag gift to a grouch? A grouch gets socks, underwear or scented candles. Only fun loving people, the ones you know will appreciate it, get gag gifts.


If you really want to make an impression, give gag birthday gifts that actually have a use, to those outdoors type of people.  There are products made for motorcyclists that work great for anyone that loves the outdoors.   Imagine being from the country and giving that “City Slicker” brother in law some Red Neck Repellent which is a sun screening product that uses minerals, instead of chemical blockers.

If you tend to complain about your aches and pains or keep telling everyone you’re getting old, what would you say if someone gave you a great non sticky, non stinky, analgesic, bottle of Old Fart Spray.  You’d laugh your butt off and then proceed to use it on your football knees! 

Proper gag birthday gifts are not only fun, they say a lot about both the giver and the give-e.  It shows that you went and found the right affordable item and it was given to an individual that loves a good joke and has a great sense of humor.

 

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As a gag gift, I bought my secretary a vibrator for her birthday.?

Published by admin on January 6, 2009

She told my boss and at first he laughed about it. Now he said I have to apologize. I told him I won't, and reported him to our human resources office. Turns out my boss has been sleeping with her!! That is against company policy and they can BOTH be fired if I report it. If I don't report it, I may be fired. What should I do
I"M NOT GOING TO APOLOGIZE — she broke the rules too and her @ss will get fired if mine does
I ALSO found out she keeps a vibtrator in one of her desk drawers at work… what could that be for?
STOP TELLING ME WHAT TO DO — if I wanted your advice I would have asked for it!!

you could always you know tell on them….and then tell them she tried to sexually harasses you into sexual intercourse……and she tried to sell you that vibrator

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Personalized Street Sign - Danger Version

Published by admin on January 5, 2009

Personalized Street Sign - Danger Version

Our Danger Custom Street Sign is a great gift for any age and a perfect way for them to designate any area as their own!Whether it’s a child’s room or dad’s garage, they’ll be proud too see their name printed in large letters.We’ll custom print any 2-lines of your choice in font style shown for a unique gift idea!Quality constructed of durable, hardboard with a high-gloss finish, sure to withstand any disaster area. Ready for wall mount with 4 holes, measures 12 1/2L x 9H, indoor use only. Makes a unique gift idea for birthdays and gag gifts!

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Gag gifts for 60th Birthday - Retro Candy & Toys

Published by admin on January 2, 2009

Gag gifts for 60th Birthday - Retro Candy & Toys

If you’re looking for gag gifts for a 60th birthday to give a loved one, co-worker, friend, or family member, why not give them this box filled with retro candy and nostalgic toys! There’s no doubt about it, turning 60 is a real milestone! The outside of the box says “60 Gateway to the Golden

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interesting gag gifts?

Published by admin on December 31, 2008

My girlfriend turns 21 tomorrow and i was going to make her believe that i got her something stupid for her 21st birthday just to play around, but i actually got her something nice…any ideas for a joke?

I can’t think of any, but if you have a spencer’s gift near where you live, they carry nice gag gifts. They are usually located in a mall.

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50th birthday candy gag gift

Published by admin on December 30, 2008

50th birthday candy gag gift

Surprise a baby boomer with this fun gag gift for a 50th birthday! You can imagine how long it’s been since a 50 year old has chewed on Wax Lips, or eaten paper with their Candy Buttons! This colorful box is packed with retro candy from their youth. It’s sure to send the birthday person on a tasty

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30th Birthday Gag Gift Socks

Published by admin on December 27, 2008

30th Birthday Gag Gift Socks

30th Birthday Gag Gift Socks. 30 & Looking Good Socks. One size fits all. makes a fun 30th birthday gift idea. See another 30th gift .

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Nana gets Fruitcake’d (again)

Published by admin on December 27, 2008

PLEASE WATCH IN HIGH QUALITY!

Background info:

Nine years ago I gave my mother a fruitcake as a gag gift since she (like most) hates it. She gave it back which started the trend of handing this thing back and forth. Over the years the cake has had many adventures including:

The 50th birthday waiter bringing the cake out for her,
Her FedExing the thing to me,
It being hid in various gifts/places back and forth,
Me giving it to her instead of her 1st granddaughter at the hospital right after birth (dressed up as baby),
Her giving it to me on halloween on my front lawn with an obnoxious sign,

and now;

We gave out a calendar last year to the grandmothers with pictures of the kids from the year before. This year, we posed the kids each month with the incredibly disgusting (9 year old) cake and took pics. We wrapped it up with the cake in a nice box, and the video says it all.

YOUR TURN NANA!

Please keep it in the freezer.

Duration : 0:8:39

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30th Birthday Gag Gift Pills

Published by admin on December 24, 2008

30th Birthday Gag Gift Pills

30th Birthday Gag Gift- Age 30 candy Pills. This small bottle of candy pills says “Big 30 Pills. Say Goodbye to your 20s.” Contains 1.5 OZ. 3″ Tall. See more 30th birthday gag gifts .

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I need some ideas from a "dirty mind" for a gag birthday gift.?

Published by admin on December 23, 2008

okay…
it is my great uncles 60th birthday &&
we're makibg him a gag gift we were going to make a fake prescription label for viagra && stick it onto a pill bottle
we want to make something funny for the name of the doctor and pharmacy.
any ideas..?
it's a joke. b/che got his sister a gag foir her 60th this is actually a favor im doing for her.

You carry on and there will be nothing in His Will for You believe me I am in my 61rs year myself He won't be a happy bunny at all
Buy Him one of those nice swivel chairs where you can put your feet up We all need one of them at this time of the life so we can think back to happier times
Oh the sixties were wonderful I remember I remember…zzzzzzzzzzz

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I see He is one of the lucky ones then A recycled teenager
Dam favoritism

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