Gag Birthday Gifts

What Makes Great Gag Birthday Gifts

admin — Sun, 21 Sep 2008 18:56:38 +0000

Do you have someone that is tough to buy for? Does this individual seem to have everything they want? Do they really need or want another pair of socks, cologne, costume jewelry or perfume? This person might be your boss, your doctor, a sibling, a friend or maybe your spouse. You have no clue what to get them. You know that getting underwear or socks as a present, Sucks! So what can you get?

Look at their hobbies. There are many hobbies and multitudes of gag birthday gifts possibilities associated with them. I would like to concentrate on one type of gift. I like tasteful gag gifts. A tasteful gag gift isn’t “Butt Floss”. Funny? Absolutely when given to the right person. Useful? Get real! Get gag birthday gifts that have a use and you’ll have given the gift of laughter over and over again.

Good gag birthday gifts typically become something the recipient cherishes. The gift says; you took the time to find just the right item and it’s funny. You are guaranteed to impress your boss, spouse or client and you can bet they’ll show it off to others.

There are actually times when a recipient gets such a kick out of the gag gift that they put them in a prominent area to display and show off at every opportunity. This super gift is usually a symbol of a favorite hobby given by someone they cherish. These types of gag birthday gifts can actually become family heirlooms, since everyone remembers how much “Dad”, “Uncle Frank”, or “Grandma” loved to show it off and laughed every time someone asked about it.

A gag birthday gift is a great way to say, “I think you’re special and a lot of fun.” Who gives a gag gift to a grouch? A grouch gets socks, underwear or scented candles. Only fun loving people, the ones you know will appreciate it, get gag gifts.

If you really want to make an impression, give gag birthday gifts that actually have a use, to those outdoors type of people. There are products made for motorcyclists that work great for anyone that loves the outdoors. Imagine being from the country and giving that “City Slicker” brother in law some Red Neck Repellent which is a sun screening product that uses minerals, instead of chemical blockers.

If you tend to complain about your aches and pains or keep telling everyone you’re getting old, what would you say if someone gave you a great non sticky, non stinky, analgesic, bottle of Old Fart Spray. You’d laugh your butt off and then proceed to use it on your football knees!

Proper gag birthday gifts are not only fun, they say a lot about both the giver and the give-e. It shows that you went and found the right affordable item and it was given to an individual that loves a good joke and has a great sense of humor.

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Anyone with any good ideas on last minute Father's Day gifts that can be delivered in time?

admin — Tue, 06 Jan 2009 06:58:57 +0000

I'm in California, he is in Michigan. Is there something nice I can get for my father that can still be delivered, either today, as a same day, or on Saturday delivery? Any ideas would be appreciated….

Thank you.

Candy Bar bouquets or balloon bouquets can be delivered by teleflora. But what might be easier is an amazon.com gift certificate. I love getting those, and giving those…so many things you can buy at amazon.com

Why is it that most gifts women want from men are things displayed for the public to see?

admin — Tue, 06 Jan 2009 06:58:52 +0000

It seems like most of the gifts women desire of men just happen to be things that are displayed for everybody to see. Why is that? If you want a great, expensive gift– then you should ask for something like a new dvd player or a 2 in one blender; something with a high utility. But most gifts women want when it comes from a man in her life are expensive things that are displayed for everybody else to see. In other words not something that has a great use but more of something like a trophy for her to display around.
Diamonds, nice cars, expensive clothing— basically things with no utility; the only reason being them wanting someone else to admire or possibly envy these women. Not something of actual utilty value or something that can be shared between the two of you …… why's that ladies?

I can't answer for the other women, but I like a thoughtful gift (whether expensive or not) Like a trip to the salon, or a nice CD or a concert ticket.

As to the "trophy"-that's exactly what it is. To make other women envious and jealous. Women can be spiteful.

What are some good handmade holiday gift ideas?

admin — Tue, 06 Jan 2009 06:58:47 +0000

or is there a sight I can see?

you can make a scrap book, that’s what im doing. That’s very thoughtful, you could make your own necklass or ring or bracelet or something, you could bake up a batch of there favorite food, you could take an old glass bottle and take some tissue paper and glitter and paper mache the tissue papper and the glitter and use it as a vase, (i’ve done that it turns out nice) you could make a custom picture frame with some cardboard, and thats all i can think of. Hope i helped!

Should I get my pregnant wife a skydiving gift certificate for her birthday?

admin — Tue, 06 Jan 2009 06:58:42 +0000

My wife is four months pregnant, and would probably be six months when she would take the trip. We have never skydived before, but we do have a running gag on getting each other random gifts. Would it be safe for her?

You are joking, right?

When I fart, the gas fills my helmet and I gag. Anyone got any ideas how to fix this problem?

admin — Tue, 06 Jan 2009 06:58:38 +0000

Would eating better help?

collect it in a glass bottle and use it as a lethal weapon in your next prequal!

How do I find a Chicago newspaper from 2-14-87? It's a 21st birthday gift idea….?

admin — Tue, 06 Jan 2009 06:58:34 +0000

Aw man, there used to be a website where you could buy copies of the paper from the day you were born, but i cannot remember what it was. Any library in that city should have it archived, but i doubt will have any extra to sell. Maybe even the Paper its self has a digital copy and can print you one up. But i seriously doubt you will find an actual copy. Good Luck!

As a gag gift, I bought my secretary a vibrator for her birthday.?

admin — Tue, 06 Jan 2009 06:58:28 +0000

She told my boss and at first he laughed about it. Now he said I have to apologize. I told him I won't, and reported him to our human resources office. Turns out my boss has been sleeping with her!! That is against company policy and they can BOTH be fired if I report it. If I don't report it, I may be fired. What should I do
I"M NOT GOING TO APOLOGIZE — she broke the rules too and her @ss will get fired if mine does
I ALSO found out she keeps a vibtrator in one of her desk drawers at work… what could that be for?
STOP TELLING ME WHAT TO DO — if I wanted your advice I would have asked for it!!

you could always you know tell on them….and then tell them she tried to sexually harasses you into sexual intercourse……and she tried to sell you that vibrator

40th Birthday Candy Gift

admin — Mon, 05 Jan 2009 14:57:07 +0000

This box of nostalgic candy makes a great 40th birthday gag gift for someone who is celebrating this important milestone day. It’s filled with forty kinds of retro candy from the past and it’s sure to bring the new forty year old on a trip down memory lane! Hopefully this fun gift will soften the

50th birthday gag gift idea

admin — Mon, 05 Jan 2009 14:57:05 +0000

Choose this fun 50th birthday gag gift idea of nostalgic candy that your loved one will remember from childhood! Now that theyre half a century old, this will brighten their day and they can be excited about reaching this monumental age! They might even forget about turning fifty, because they’ll