1. benjilove Said,

   Fake poo.
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2. captsead0nkey Said,

   a wireless fart machine.. they funny for any age..
   
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3. SoAr Said,

   there is a box with a mustard/ ketchup/ other bottle inside it
   there a string attached around the bottle and then securely attached to the box
   when who ever it is opens the the box the string tightens around the bottle and the bottle squirts!

   http://www.budget101.com/gaggifts.htm

   have fun!

   here is my favorite:

   All Natural Bubble bath - use a small baggie and fill with dried beans with the instructions to prepare and eat the beans an hour before bathing…
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4. Dawn B Said,

   Melted Snowmen
   Take a rock - any rock - preferably a slightly round rock, and paint it white. Paint on a snowman face, happy or sad. Add a little black hat made out of felt and two thin sticks for arms and you have a melting snowman. Looks great if you have a bunch of them together in all sizes.

   Snowman Poop:
   Put tiny marshmallows or white packing “peanuts” into a plastic bag, accompanied by this poem:

   ——————————————————————————–

   Santa checked his list not once, but twice.
   He found you’ve been naughty not nice.
   Since coal is so expensive, Here’s the scoop.
   He’s filled your stocking with Snowman poop!!!

   ——————————————————————————–

   Reindeer Poop:
   Basically the same idea as above, but use chocolate covered raisins, plain raisins, malted milk balls, etc. Use the same poem as above, just change Snowman to Reindeer.

   We take a carton of whoppers and cut a u-shaped door in the back side of the carton and put a pom-pom on the door (so it looks like a tail). We cut antlers out of brown felt and glued a large brown pom-pom for a head to the antlers. Then added a small black or red pom-pom for the nose. You can also add a ribbon to the antlers for a girl reindeer or a bow beneath the head for a boy reindeer. Then we add the “poop” poem to it.

   Coal:
   Either use real coal, painted rocks, or if you can find some of the gum that looks like coal. Give with this poem:

   ——————————————————————————–

   I heard you have been naughty not nice,
   And Santa even checked his list twice.
   So all the way from the cold North Pole
   all you’re getting is a bag of coal.

   ——————————————————————————–

   Magic Reindeer Food:
   Use a mixture of any of these: oatmeal, bird seed, rice crispies, plus a little bit of colored crystal sugar. Place the mixture in plastic bags and give with these instructions:

   ——————————————————————————–

   Make a wish and close your eyes tight,
   Then sprinkle on your lawn at night.
   As Santa’s reindeer fly & roam
   This food will guide them to your home.
   For your gift to the reindeer and Rudolph too
   Your wish may be real, your dreams may come true.

   ——————————————————————————–

   Angel Dust:
   Put large iridescent glitter (also called buffalo snow at Michael’s) in a small zip lock bag with the poem below and use a small angel rubber stamp for an accent with the poem.

   ——————————————————————————–

   Within this little bag
   Placed with loving care,
   Is special angel dust
   My Guardian placed there.
   It is to share with special friends
   When they’re down or feeling blue,
   To lift their heart and share a smile
   As special friends should do.

   ——————————————————————————–

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5. Stephenie B Said,

   These are ones that I have done.

   use the following “poems”

   (put red or pinto beans in a sandwich bag)
   MAGIC WEIGHT LOSS BEANS
   1 Remove beans from bag.
   2 Throw them on the floor.
   3 Bend down and pick up each bean.
   4 Repeat hourly as needed.

   (put white rice in a sandwich bag)
   THE LEGEND OF THE HEN’S TEETH
   Somewhere in a remote part of the Ozark is
   a breed of chickens that grow teeth.
   The strange thing is that outside this particular
   Area.They cease to grow teeth, which is why all the
   common chickens you see are toothless descendants
   of the “Molar Marvels”.
   Anyone fortunate enough to have these teeth in their
   possession will find that they bring more luck than a rabbits
   foot or a four-leaf clover.

   (put cherrios in a sandwich
   bag)
   DONUT SEEDS
   NEW HYBRID
   Grow your own donut bush.
   Planting instructions on back of package.
   HOW TO GROW
   Carefully place one seed at bottom of a ten foot hole, five feet apart in any type of soil.
   When mature; bush will grow to a height of six feet.
   FOR GLAZED DONUTS: Pour twenty pounds of sugar in each hole.
   GUARANTEE: If for any reason you are not completely satisfied, or plants fail to grow in five years-
   Dig up seeds for PRO-RATED refund.
   GOTCHA, INC.
   DONUT GROWERS

   (color black dots on white beans and put in a sandwich bag)
   COW HERD SEEDS
   To start your own herd, plant the seeds in a warm spot right
   side up (you don’t want the cows to grow upside down, do
   you?) Be patient, it takes a long time to start your own herds.
   For best results, moo softly while watering.

   (get a round wooden circle and write “tuit” on it and put on a card with the following poem)
   The faucet that leaks,
   The hinge that squeaks.
   The crack in the door,
   The hole in the floor.
   You said you’d do it,
   Just as soon as you could
   get around to it.
   Now the round tuit is here,
   So my friend never fear,
   You’ll have all the time to do it,
   Since from this day you can’t get
   away with the excuse,
   WHEN I GET A ROUND TUIT.

   Kids Booger Box: A tiny box, any kind, with a few small pieces of dried rubber cement — likely to get a laugh and gross out older kids

   Hope these help there is also the world smallest washer and dryer
   2 hand towels with the words embroidered “washer” and “dryer” on them. There are “redneck” gag gifts too that are pretty funny just search homemade gag gifts or redneck gag gifts. Enjoy and Happy Holidays.
   References :
   http://familycrafts.about.com/od/makinggaggifts/Making_Gag_Gifts.htm

6. sweetpea71382 Said,

   Here’s one I saw on Craft Bits…A Jar of Nothing. You use an clean, old, EMPTY jar, and either print or handwrite the label…which reads:

   Did you say nothing?
   When you were asked what you wanted for
   Birthday, Anniversary, Graduation or Christmas.
   Don’t you remember saying NOTHING
   Well this time someone heard you, searched
   high and low and found this perfect gift for you.

   You could just sub “Christmas” in there…super cute and funny I think!
   References :
   http://www.craftbits.com

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